Dalla bacheca di un mio amico…
– Hello! Gordon’s pizza?
– No sir it’s Google’s pizza.
– So it’s a wrong number?
– No sir, Google bought it.
– OK. Take my order please
– Well sir, you want the usual?
– The usual? You know me?
– According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
– OK! This is it
– May I suggest to you this time zucchini with dry tomato?
– What? I hate vegetables
– Your cholesterol is not good
– How do you know?
-through the subscribers guide
We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
– Okay, but I do not want this pizza,I already take medicine
-you have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
– I bought more from another drugstore
– It’s not showing on your credit card
– I paid in cash
– But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
– I have have other source of cash
– This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you bought them from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL?
– Enough! I’m sick of google, facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I’m going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
– I understand sir but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago”